(forwarded email)

 

Two elderly gentlemen named Bob and Jim were sitting in the country store playing a game of checkers when they started to discuss the news:

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the ‘green energy’ joke?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the National Labor Relations Board mess?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the outing of SEAL Team 6?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean massive voter fraud?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The Department of Justice spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “The State Department (new this week) interfering with an Inspector General investigation on sexual misconduct in the Department?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Health and Human Services employees (also new) being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Hillary Clinton, the Internal Revenue Service, James Clapper and Eric Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “I give up. Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million clueless voters stuck us with the most corrupt administration in American history again?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

My contribution:

Jim: “You mean about how Obama demanded that the Yemeni president keep journalist, Haider – Shaye in prison just as he was about to release him?” ( btw,he was just released after 3 years in prison)

Bob: “No, the other one”

 


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